THE LAMINATED CARD™
MEDIA KIT — 2026 EDITION
Identity. Celebrity. Conversation.
A new social format has arrived.
It’s not about the celebrity anymore. It’s about what they say about you
The personality-driven social app built for screenshot culture. Available on the Apple App Store & Google Play Adult + Teen Versions
thelaminatedcard.com
What Is The Laminated Card™?
The Laminated Card™ is a social identity app that turns celebrity picks into personality signals.
Users build and share their curated “celebrity laminated card” — revealing energy, attraction style, humor, values, and social psychology in seconds.
It’s not about who you choose.
It’s about what your choices say about you.
Built for both Adults and Teens, the platform blends:
- Celebrity culture
- Personality insight
- Humor and relationship dynamics
- Share-first social design
The result: instant conversation.
How It Works
1. Choose Your Drop
Hall Pass. Box Office Legends. Game Changers. Starting Lineup.
Each drop reveals a different side of your identity.
2. Build Your Card
Select your celebrities. Curate your list. Lock in your energy.
3. Reveal Your Insight
The SHAP™ system analyzes your choices and reflects your personality pattern.
4. Share the Moment
Screenshot-ready. Social-first. Built for debate.
Two Versions.
Adult — Cultural & Relationship Energy
Teen — Social & Fandom Energy
One identity engine.
THE SHAP™ SYSTEM
The SHAP™ Personality Insight System
At the core of The Laminated Card™ is SHAP™ — a proprietary framework that translates entertainment choices into identity signals.
S — Strength.
H — Harmony
A — Accommodation
P — Precision
Simple to use.
Powerful to interpret.
Built for cultural shareability.
WHY IT GOES VIRAL
Built for Screenshot Culture
The Laminated Card™ was engineered for moments people want to share.
- Screenshot-ready card reveals
- Celebrity emotional triggers
- Drop-based anticipation cycles
- Built-in debate mechanics
- Teen + Parent curiosity loop
- Optimized for TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram, radio & podcasts
This is not passive scrolling. It’s interactive identity.
When someone posts their card, the conversation starts immediately.
THE FOUNDERS
Ross, the character in friends, founded the app in 1996. Check it out on YouTube. Yes, there is an app for even the hall pass list.
The Laminated Card™ Book
Ross, the character in friends, founded the app in 1996. Check it out on YouTube. Yes, there is an app for even the hall pass list.
Part conversation starter.
Part relationship mirror.
Part pop-culture deep dive.
The book can be used:
- As a standalone cultural game
- As a group debate engine
It bridges humor and insight — creating structured moments of connection.
The book is available in paperback and digital formats https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F9PSX6TW
THE ECOSYSTEM
More Than an App. A Cultural Platform.
The Laminated Card™ is a multi-platform identity engine.
Product Suite
- Adult Mobile App
- Teen Mobile App
- Apparel & Merchandise Drops
- The Laminated Card™ Book
- Podcast Show
- Viral Challenge Engine (#MyLaminatedCard)
The Cultural Flywheel
App → Social Sharing → Merchandise → Podcast → Book → Live Events → Back to App
Built for longevity.
Not novelty.
BRAND & SPONSORSHIP
Cultural Integration Opportunities
Your brand doesn’t just advertise.
It becomes part of identity.
The Laminated Card™ integrates brands directly into drops, categories, and cultural moments.
Tier 1 — Cultural Takeover Partner
Exclusive seasonal alignment.
Tier 2 — Category Identity Partner
Branded drops tied to personality themes.
Tier 3 — Limited Edition Collaborations
Merch capsules. Creator reveals. Sponsored challenges.
Opportunities Include:
- Sponsored category drops
- Branded viral challenges
- App homepage integrations
- Creator amplification packs
- Podcast integrations
- Merchandise collaborations
Designed for culture-first brands including:
Spotify. Netflix. Nike. Snapchat. Bumble.
DOWNLOAD & CONTACT
Available on the Apple App Store
Available on Google Play
Launch: March 2026
thelaminatedcard.com
Contact: W.C. Young at 303.668.1782